The Recession never hit you

Mr. Man: I'm planning on moving to Hawai'i, my daughter wants to move.

Miss Manners: Are you planning on moving to Hawai'i so that way you can get the residential tuition when your daughter goes to college?

Mr.Man: No, no no, my dog only has a couple of years left and I want to be able to enjoy the beach with him.

So glad to see that you are recession proof and good reasons to move to Hawai'i.

xoxox Miss Manners